Since we have been in Idaho, we have had Mexican food almost every single day. Don't get me wrong, I love it and I just can't stop! We (me and my accomplice, Raul) went on a Mexican food spree of eating it for lunch, dinner, and snack time. As much as I love the Latin love of frejoles and queso, I don't love the ass fat that it comes with.
"What do you mean by Ass fat, Audra?"
Ass Fat (noun): It is the soft little bit of fluff that rides along the cheek that connects to the top of the leg. It doesn't see much sunlight but for some reason the Mexican food heads straight there before anywhere else.
This is how I think the conversation goes every time we have an encounter.
Mexican Food,"Hola Audra, we would love to live in your body, we know you would welcome us, because we taste so good, salsa-guacamole and all."(In the sexy Antonio Banderas voice)
Audra:"Of course, MF, I welcome you with open arms plus you could just live in my body and live vicariously through my ass fat."
MF: "What a great idea and opportunity for us to be together forever."
Audra: "Absolutely, just as long as you keep tasting so good."
Can't you see my dilemma of not being able to stop the MF from turning into ass fat! Yeah, and lunges and squats are not getting rid of it either, bc MF just keeps coming back around trying to get back to its favorite form in my body, ass fat.
I just can't stop the ass fat!
2 comments:
WOW!!! You never cease to make me laugh! I love your convo's you have with MF!!! I wish I could have one like that... mine is usually... "Tex-Mex, you just aren't worth eating... I miss La Casita!" It just doesn't understand.
p.s. I wish my Ass Fat looked like yours!
You are so effing funny. I hate the asian porn masters...I wish I could block them from my blog.
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